I must tell you, my kitty, that every day I more and more fall under the spell of a new fur coat that was given to me as a gift and that lets me experience a blissful state even in a 15-degree cold, which, in all fairness, cannot be called vulgar bliss…

—Fyodor Tyutchev, (In a letter to his wife, 1853)

Venus has always been the favourite goddess of earthlings. Her birth, the key event in the history of Roman mythology, not only gave us venereal diseases and a tedious sadomasochistic novella, but a planet of the Solar System as well. Her very birth is a separate thriller and action movie, the portrayal of which has haunted many a generation of artists. In this age of consumerism, feminism, digital promiscuity, identity crisis and sexual harassment, what is this modern Venus like? To each their own. But our Venuses are the best! We have wrapped them up in fur coats so they wouldn't catch a cold. Buy our Venuses!